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This is a warning to all of the citizens of Pine Valley so please read! We have just received word that there has been a mysterious creature about to set foot into this pleasant and somewhat lovely town so take all precautions necessary when dealing with him! Little is known of this beast but what we do know is he has scarey bug eyes, dresses like he is Herman Munster but also pretends to be Superman with flat top hair, he has the bone structure of a man with green skin and bolts in his neck, plus he is about as disgusting and loathsome as you can imagine. This is one who would fight a duel just to save some of his bodily fluids that produce demon spawns of bug eyes, nastiness, hatred, bigotry, and offensive lewd conduct towards women. He has been verbally abusive, nearly physically abusive, so please beware all you ladies in PV! Take extra care and band together to rid the town and world of this beast before you all worship him like the woman who never calls herself "grandma" has done. She, unfortunately, has been tainted by his ugly charm but it does not have to be that way for you.
BEWARE THE COMING EMPOWERMENT OF RYAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR BASIC LIFE IS AT STAKE!!!!!!!!!
AMC: Beware Ryape!
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 07:13 PM
I have my shotgun ready for when he comes near. Especially now that my totally lovable nutbar Annie couldn't bring herself to shoot him. I will just have to do it for her.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 12:37 AM
emmers, on Nov 24 2008, 11:11 PM, said:
Annie did shoot Ryan once... she just didn't have great aim.
:heart: :heart: :heart:
that is a thing of true beauty. It's really too bad she doesn't have better aim though.
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#8 Guest_cajayson8301_*
Posted 26 November 2008 - 05:18 AM
I hope Annie does this to Ryan: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=i5OlolbLXvw
#9 Guest_cajayson8301_*
Posted 27 November 2008 - 03:58 AM
Ryan's Leaving
*This is a parody of Jesse McCartney's song, "Leaving" but with the above title. Enjoy!*
Hey Kendall Hart, he has been stalking you all day (all day x3)
Man that scrawny thing you got behind you is very amazing (amazing x3)
You make me want to bug eye you out and let it rain (let it rain x3)
I know you got the Zach man but this is what you should definitely say
Why don’t you tell Zach that Ryan’s leaving never looking with his bug eyes back again
Kendall, you have found somebody who does it better than Ryan can
Zach no more makes you cry, no more of those Frankenstare gray skies
Ryan is flying off to his death on the G5 G5
And Ryan’s leaving never looking with his bug eyes back again…
So call everyone you know and you tell that Ryape you found a new man
The one who’s very very fly
The one that will always keep you high
have you singing like Britney all night night night
Oh oh oh (repeat) man Kendall is going to be saying
Oh oh oh oh (repeat)
Now if Ryan talks it Kendall, you know that eventually he will thankfully walk out (walk out x3)
Man Ryan will put his con money (money) where that ferret face mouth is (mouth is x3)
Cause you Kendall are the baddest thing that his bug eyes have ever seen (ever seen x3)
But he knows you with Zach so he don’t have to ask you one time if you got a man
Why don’t you tell Zach that Ryan’s leaving never looking with his bug eyes back again
Kendall, you have found somebody who does it better than Ryan can
Zach no more makes you cry, no more of those Frankenstare gray skies
And Ryan’s leaving never looking with his bug eyes back again…
So call everyone you know and you tell that Ryape you found a new man
So call everyone you know and you tell that Ryape you found a new man
The one who’s very very fly
The one that will always keep you high
have you singing like Britney all night night night
Oh oh oh (repeat) man Kendall is going to be saying
Oh oh oh oh (repeat)Don’t stress, don’t stress, don’t stress
Just tell him to the left left left
Don’t you dare stress, don’t you dare stress, don’t you dare stress
Cause Ryan is gone & he is gone & he is gone
No stress, no stress, no stress
Kendall you deserve nothing but the best
No stress, no stress, no stress
Kendall, since he is gone, you no longer need to tell him…
Because Ryan’s leaving, never looking back again
So call everyone you know and you tell that Ryape you found a new man
The one who’s very very fly
The one that will always keep you high
have you singing like Britney all night night night
Oh oh oh (repeat) man Kendall is going to be saying
Oh oh oh oh (repeat)Don’t stress, don’t stress, don’t stress
Just tell him to the left left left
Ryan The Snowman
*This is a parody of the song "Frosty the Snowman" but with the above title. Enjoy!*
Ryan the Snowman,
was a really boring and apelike soul,
with a Dynamite Kiddo pipe and a Pinocchio length nose,
and two bug eyes made of coal.
Ryan the Snowman,
is a really bad story, they say.
He was made of yellow snow,
but those children know
how he unfortunately came to existence one day.
There must have been fight club magic in
that old con man’s wallet they found,
for when they placed it on his Frankenstare head,
he began to horrible dance around!
Oh, Ryan, the Snowman,
Would no longer b alive as he could be;
and those poor children say
he could give off his laugh and still play,
but not the same as you and me.
Ryan, definitely as clumsy as he can be
see him aping along!
Off he goes on his fight club and bug eyed spree
with an ugly song!
Ryan the Snowman,
knew the sun was thankfullyhot that day,
so he definitely said, "Let's run, and we will not have some fun,
now, before you all be happy to see me melt away."
Down to the village,
with a broomstick in Annie’s hand,
Running like a ferret face here and there,
all around his own beloved bug eyed square,
saying, "Please let me die if you can."
That ape snowman led them down the streets of town,
right to Jesse the traffic cop . . .
and only paused a very quick Dynamite Kiddo moment,
when he heard Jesse do his typical holler and scream, "Stop!"
Hmm, Ryan the Snowman,
had to hurry into the six feet under way,
But he waved goodbye, saying "Don't you little pilgrims cry,
I will thankfully never be back again some day."
*This is a parody of Jesse McCartney's song, "Leaving" but with the above title. Enjoy!*
Hey Kendall Hart, he has been stalking you all day (all day x3)
Man that scrawny thing you got behind you is very amazing (amazing x3)
You make me want to bug eye you out and let it rain (let it rain x3)
I know you got the Zach man but this is what you should definitely say
Why don’t you tell Zach that Ryan’s leaving never looking with his bug eyes back again
Kendall, you have found somebody who does it better than Ryan can
Zach no more makes you cry, no more of those Frankenstare gray skies
Ryan is flying off to his death on the G5 G5
And Ryan’s leaving never looking with his bug eyes back again…
So call everyone you know and you tell that Ryape you found a new man
The one who’s very very fly
The one that will always keep you high
have you singing like Britney all night night night
Oh oh oh (repeat) man Kendall is going to be saying
Oh oh oh oh (repeat)
Now if Ryan talks it Kendall, you know that eventually he will thankfully walk out (walk out x3)
Man Ryan will put his con money (money) where that ferret face mouth is (mouth is x3)
Cause you Kendall are the baddest thing that his bug eyes have ever seen (ever seen x3)
But he knows you with Zach so he don’t have to ask you one time if you got a man
Why don’t you tell Zach that Ryan’s leaving never looking with his bug eyes back again
Kendall, you have found somebody who does it better than Ryan can
Zach no more makes you cry, no more of those Frankenstare gray skies
And Ryan’s leaving never looking with his bug eyes back again…
So call everyone you know and you tell that Ryape you found a new man
So call everyone you know and you tell that Ryape you found a new man
The one who’s very very fly
The one that will always keep you high
have you singing like Britney all night night night
Oh oh oh (repeat) man Kendall is going to be saying
Oh oh oh oh (repeat)Don’t stress, don’t stress, don’t stress
Just tell him to the left left left
Don’t you dare stress, don’t you dare stress, don’t you dare stress
Cause Ryan is gone & he is gone & he is gone
No stress, no stress, no stress
Kendall you deserve nothing but the best
No stress, no stress, no stress
Kendall, since he is gone, you no longer need to tell him…
Because Ryan’s leaving, never looking back again
So call everyone you know and you tell that Ryape you found a new man
The one who’s very very fly
The one that will always keep you high
have you singing like Britney all night night night
Oh oh oh (repeat) man Kendall is going to be saying
Oh oh oh oh (repeat)Don’t stress, don’t stress, don’t stress
Just tell him to the left left left
Ryan The Snowman
*This is a parody of the song "Frosty the Snowman" but with the above title. Enjoy!*
Ryan the Snowman,
was a really boring and apelike soul,
with a Dynamite Kiddo pipe and a Pinocchio length nose,
and two bug eyes made of coal.
Ryan the Snowman,
is a really bad story, they say.
He was made of yellow snow,
but those children know
how he unfortunately came to existence one day.
There must have been fight club magic in
that old con man’s wallet they found,
for when they placed it on his Frankenstare head,
he began to horrible dance around!
Oh, Ryan, the Snowman,
Would no longer b alive as he could be;
and those poor children say
he could give off his laugh and still play,
but not the same as you and me.
Ryan, definitely as clumsy as he can be
see him aping along!
Off he goes on his fight club and bug eyed spree
with an ugly song!
Ryan the Snowman,
knew the sun was thankfullyhot that day,
so he definitely said, "Let's run, and we will not have some fun,
now, before you all be happy to see me melt away."
Down to the village,
with a broomstick in Annie’s hand,
Running like a ferret face here and there,
all around his own beloved bug eyed square,
saying, "Please let me die if you can."
That ape snowman led them down the streets of town,
right to Jesse the traffic cop . . .
and only paused a very quick Dynamite Kiddo moment,
when he heard Jesse do his typical holler and scream, "Stop!"
Hmm, Ryan the Snowman,
had to hurry into the six feet under way,
But he waved goodbye, saying "Don't you little pilgrims cry,
I will thankfully never be back again some day."
#10 Guest_cajayson8301_*
Posted 01 December 2008 - 02:32 PM
Ryan just gets dumber and dumber...
Why did he actually sit there and recite wedding vows with Annie? Why not grab the knife from her? He is much bigger than she is and much stronger (physically) so, if they struggled, he would win...and it is not like Annie would fight with him over the knife since she has proven to be one train short of a wedding dress (no pun intended)
Why did he actually sit there and recite wedding vows with Annie? Why not grab the knife from her? He is much bigger than she is and much stronger (physically) so, if they struggled, he would win...and it is not like Annie would fight with him over the knife since she has proven to be one train short of a wedding dress (no pun intended)
#11 Guest_cajayson8301_*
Posted 01 December 2008 - 03:50 PM
A Tale of Two Ryans
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of bug eyes, it was the age of fight clubs, it was the epoch of wannabe superheroes, it was the season of hypocrisy, it was still the season of hypocrisy, it was the spring of depression, it was the winter of Frankenstares, we had everything before us, he had nothing before him, we were all going to Pine Valley, he was going to Dynamite Kiddo Land-in short, this period was so far like the one of this moron's life, that some of its noisiest apes somehow insisted on it being received, for good or for stares.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of bug eyes, it was the age of fight clubs, it was the epoch of wannabe superheroes, it was the season of hypocrisy, it was still the season of hypocrisy, it was the spring of depression, it was the winter of Frankenstares, we had everything before us, he had nothing before him, we were all going to Pine Valley, he was going to Dynamite Kiddo Land-in short, this period was so far like the one of this moron's life, that some of its noisiest apes somehow insisted on it being received, for good or for stares.
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emmers
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 06:13 PM
& then Ryan has the nerve to blame Zach for everything that has happened?! with Greenlee right there telling Ryan that he never could have known that Annie was losing her mind. i think i'll just sit here & stare at my avi for a while 
#13 Guest_cajayson8301_*
Posted 01 December 2008 - 07:57 PM
Oh of course they had to have ONE character pimp and prop his holiness as if he did nothing wrong. Puhleez! Her spiraling out of control all started with him chasing Greenlee and Kendall around with memories of four years ago, promising Annie he would be there for his family and then jumping on a plane to fly across the country to be with a woman who is married to another man...and the list continues
Ryan is a bug eyed moron who needs to die a slow and painful death! I HATE HIM!!!
Ryan is a bug eyed moron who needs to die a slow and painful death! I HATE HIM!!!
#14 Guest_cajayson8301_*
Posted 03 December 2008 - 12:41 PM
Happy Go Lucky Ryan
I am sure that Ryan is going to pull a Greenlee one of these days and wonder if he will ever be happy with her just as she did on today's show. Sheesh would the ape actually want to think about if this would be a possibility for him? It is not like his relationship with Greenlee was all that and a bag of Dynamite Kiddo or a bag of fight clubs galore. He was the one who nearly punched her in the face, verbally abused her, drove her up the wall faster than The Riddler gives off one of his maniacal laughs in the form of Jim Carrey, and so forth. The only good thing that ever came for Ryape during the whole fiasco known as Rylee is that he had a Stepford Wife willing to cook, clean, scrub his superhero uniform, vacuum up his bug eyes as they pop out of their sockets upon seeing Rosie O'Donnell in a bikini and then they get replaced each time. Yep that was truly the only good for him that came out of it but even Ryape the dummy knows that relationships happen to encompass more than such a thing. It was him who did manage to find love years ago with Gillian and Kendall and heck why not throw in Annie before she became one woody woodpecker short of a pecking tree. But if Ryan actually thinks he can be happy if he reunites with his Green Butterfly Wonder, then he is fooling himself but, then again, Ryape is always known to be a fool. This is the one who once thought that the Earth was flatter than a peanut butter and banana pancake that St. Dixie once ate and the rest became Dynamite Kiddo history. Heck, he is probably thinking that Hitler named his govt. The Third Bug Eyed Syke so it is not like he is operating on a Yale Law School mind here. Given that his life right now seems to be a whirlwind, it is possible he will save himself from thinking these things over and play the HIGH H0 HERO once again...wait! Did I say Ryan thinks? Oops my bad! That ain't possible!
I am sure that Ryan is going to pull a Greenlee one of these days and wonder if he will ever be happy with her just as she did on today's show. Sheesh would the ape actually want to think about if this would be a possibility for him? It is not like his relationship with Greenlee was all that and a bag of Dynamite Kiddo or a bag of fight clubs galore. He was the one who nearly punched her in the face, verbally abused her, drove her up the wall faster than The Riddler gives off one of his maniacal laughs in the form of Jim Carrey, and so forth. The only good thing that ever came for Ryape during the whole fiasco known as Rylee is that he had a Stepford Wife willing to cook, clean, scrub his superhero uniform, vacuum up his bug eyes as they pop out of their sockets upon seeing Rosie O'Donnell in a bikini and then they get replaced each time. Yep that was truly the only good for him that came out of it but even Ryape the dummy knows that relationships happen to encompass more than such a thing. It was him who did manage to find love years ago with Gillian and Kendall and heck why not throw in Annie before she became one woody woodpecker short of a pecking tree. But if Ryan actually thinks he can be happy if he reunites with his Green Butterfly Wonder, then he is fooling himself but, then again, Ryape is always known to be a fool. This is the one who once thought that the Earth was flatter than a peanut butter and banana pancake that St. Dixie once ate and the rest became Dynamite Kiddo history. Heck, he is probably thinking that Hitler named his govt. The Third Bug Eyed Syke so it is not like he is operating on a Yale Law School mind here. Given that his life right now seems to be a whirlwind, it is possible he will save himself from thinking these things over and play the HIGH H0 HERO once again...wait! Did I say Ryan thinks? Oops my bad! That ain't possible!
#15 Guest_cajayson8301_*
Posted 04 December 2008 - 08:42 PM
Try Try Try Ryan
Oh great now the moron is off to trying to make a relationship with Greenlee work and yet she is giving him all the clues in the world, like on today's show, that a relationship with her is not going to be in the cards. She has basically called it off and said it just will not work but, for some reason, that ape with the bug eyes actually believes he can make it happen with the Green Butterfly. Well, try try and try some harder times Ryan but it just will not be the magic that you thought you had before. If someone should again refresh your memory (if it has not fully returned) as to how your little fling went, let it be Zach when he showed you getting close to punching your ex wife in the face. Yep that is how great of a couple you once were-physical abuse, verbal abuse, and all the great and non glamorous things that one can expect when they are with a cave man as the husband. But Ryan still thinks he can try try and try some more in having another shot with Greenlee. Move on, Ryape, and find someone else to torture so Greens can get with a real man and not have to worry over you bugging your eyes out at her to scare her more so than Jack the Ripper getting an orgy.
Oh great now the moron is off to trying to make a relationship with Greenlee work and yet she is giving him all the clues in the world, like on today's show, that a relationship with her is not going to be in the cards. She has basically called it off and said it just will not work but, for some reason, that ape with the bug eyes actually believes he can make it happen with the Green Butterfly. Well, try try and try some harder times Ryan but it just will not be the magic that you thought you had before. If someone should again refresh your memory (if it has not fully returned) as to how your little fling went, let it be Zach when he showed you getting close to punching your ex wife in the face. Yep that is how great of a couple you once were-physical abuse, verbal abuse, and all the great and non glamorous things that one can expect when they are with a cave man as the husband. But Ryan still thinks he can try try and try some more in having another shot with Greenlee. Move on, Ryape, and find someone else to torture so Greens can get with a real man and not have to worry over you bugging your eyes out at her to scare her more so than Jack the Ripper getting an orgy.
#16 Guest_cajayson8301_*
Posted 05 December 2008 - 02:36 PM
Trial By Jury Ryan
What on Earth is ferret face doing at that meeting at the psych ward to see if Annie is capable of being able to stand trial? Last I checked, he does not have a degree in psychology or medicine or years of practicing psychiatry on patients so, really, what could he contribute to the meeting? The doctors already know his story of what Annie has done and thus can operate without him but Ryan and his ego feel the need to actually be there to make sure that the “right things are done.” Puhleez, ferret face. You do not care about what happens to her and just want to put on this pretend act that you really are interested in Annie’s well being but, if you cared for Annie, you would not have lied to her during your amnesiac days of woe is me by saying you would be there for her and then run off, fleas flying left and right, to follow Greenlee and Kendall to obsess over being with them when they are with other people. You told Annie you would want to be with family and what not but yet you got on a plane to fly across country to be with someone who is married and has a child with a great man in Zach Slater. Now, the doctor did ask for someone to share a story with them and one who has a personal relationship with Mrs. Lavery. Well, I would say that this is where Aidan can share some things about Annie since he believes to see through this show she is putting on of faking insanity as well as being involved with her fake kidnapping plot whereas Bug Eyes just cared about getting Emma back and not Annie but yet he was the main reason why Annie felt the need to pseudo kidnap the beloved Princess Emmaline. I am sure that Ryan’s presence at that meeting meant that it would be another opportunity for TIIC at ABC to make sure those docs pimp and prop his holiness for doing everything he possibly could to help and assist Annie but he is the main culprit for her turning into a banana split mind so why on Earth would that make any sense, huh?
What on Earth is ferret face doing at that meeting at the psych ward to see if Annie is capable of being able to stand trial? Last I checked, he does not have a degree in psychology or medicine or years of practicing psychiatry on patients so, really, what could he contribute to the meeting? The doctors already know his story of what Annie has done and thus can operate without him but Ryan and his ego feel the need to actually be there to make sure that the “right things are done.” Puhleez, ferret face. You do not care about what happens to her and just want to put on this pretend act that you really are interested in Annie’s well being but, if you cared for Annie, you would not have lied to her during your amnesiac days of woe is me by saying you would be there for her and then run off, fleas flying left and right, to follow Greenlee and Kendall to obsess over being with them when they are with other people. You told Annie you would want to be with family and what not but yet you got on a plane to fly across country to be with someone who is married and has a child with a great man in Zach Slater. Now, the doctor did ask for someone to share a story with them and one who has a personal relationship with Mrs. Lavery. Well, I would say that this is where Aidan can share some things about Annie since he believes to see through this show she is putting on of faking insanity as well as being involved with her fake kidnapping plot whereas Bug Eyes just cared about getting Emma back and not Annie but yet he was the main reason why Annie felt the need to pseudo kidnap the beloved Princess Emmaline. I am sure that Ryan’s presence at that meeting meant that it would be another opportunity for TIIC at ABC to make sure those docs pimp and prop his holiness for doing everything he possibly could to help and assist Annie but he is the main culprit for her turning into a banana split mind so why on Earth would that make any sense, huh?
#17 Guest_cajayson8301_*
Posted 05 December 2008 - 06:01 PM
The Ryan Within
*This is a parody of Christina Aguilera's "The Voice Within" but with the above title. Enjoy!*
Young girl do cry
He will unfortunately be right here when your world starts to fall, ooh
Young girl it is definitely not alright
Your tears will never ever dry, but thankfully you will soon be free to fly, ooh
When you're safe inside your room from his bug eyes you tend to dream
Of a place where he's dead and evertyhing is as it seems
No one ever wants or heck even needs to explain
Of the heartache his presence can bring and what it ewwingly means
When there's no Ryape lavery
Do indeed look inside yourself
Like your best friend just
Do not trust the Ryan within
Then you'll find your Dynamite Kiddo strength
That will guide your fight club way
You'll learn to always and mostly begin to
Not trust the Ryan within, ohh
Young girl do not ever ever hide
You'll never encounter him if you run away, ooh ohh
Young girl do and definitely hold tight
Soon he will be gone and you are gonna see your brighter day, ohh
Now in a Dynamite Kiddo world where innocence is always claimed
It's so hard to be on your ground when his Frankenstare makes you so afraid
No one reaches out that hand for you to just grip and hold
When you're lost outside just like he would be, look inside to your soul
When there's no Ryape lavery
Do indeed look inside yourself
Like your best friend just
Do not trust the Ryan within
Then you'll find your Dynamite Kiddo strength
That will guide your fight club way
You'll learn to always and mostly begin to
Not trust the Ryan within, ohh
Ohh yeah, ooh, yeah ohh
Getting away from his bug eyes is a journey
It can eventually take you anywhere you choose to go
As long as that brain of yours is learning (he has none)
You'll find his fake words of wisdom you'll ever need to know
(Be strong)
Break it
(Hold on)
You'll make it
(Be strong)
Just don't forsake it because
(No one can tell you what you can't do)
No one can stop you
You know that I'm talking to you
When there's no Ryape lavery
Do indeed look inside yourself
Like your best friend just
Do not trust the Ryan within
Then you'll find your Dynamite Kiddo strength
That will guide your fight club way
You'll learn to always and mostly begin to
Not trust the Ryan within, ohh
Young girl do cry
He will unfortunately be right here when your world starts to fall, ohh
*This is a parody of Christina Aguilera's "The Voice Within" but with the above title. Enjoy!*
Young girl do cry
He will unfortunately be right here when your world starts to fall, ooh
Young girl it is definitely not alright
Your tears will never ever dry, but thankfully you will soon be free to fly, ooh
When you're safe inside your room from his bug eyes you tend to dream
Of a place where he's dead and evertyhing is as it seems
No one ever wants or heck even needs to explain
Of the heartache his presence can bring and what it ewwingly means
When there's no Ryape lavery
Do indeed look inside yourself
Like your best friend just
Do not trust the Ryan within
Then you'll find your Dynamite Kiddo strength
That will guide your fight club way
You'll learn to always and mostly begin to
Not trust the Ryan within, ohh
Young girl do not ever ever hide
You'll never encounter him if you run away, ooh ohh
Young girl do and definitely hold tight
Soon he will be gone and you are gonna see your brighter day, ohh
Now in a Dynamite Kiddo world where innocence is always claimed
It's so hard to be on your ground when his Frankenstare makes you so afraid
No one reaches out that hand for you to just grip and hold
When you're lost outside just like he would be, look inside to your soul
When there's no Ryape lavery
Do indeed look inside yourself
Like your best friend just
Do not trust the Ryan within
Then you'll find your Dynamite Kiddo strength
That will guide your fight club way
You'll learn to always and mostly begin to
Not trust the Ryan within, ohh
Ohh yeah, ooh, yeah ohh
Getting away from his bug eyes is a journey
It can eventually take you anywhere you choose to go
As long as that brain of yours is learning (he has none)
You'll find his fake words of wisdom you'll ever need to know
(Be strong)
Break it
(Hold on)
You'll make it
(Be strong)
Just don't forsake it because
(No one can tell you what you can't do)
No one can stop you
You know that I'm talking to you
When there's no Ryape lavery
Do indeed look inside yourself
Like your best friend just
Do not trust the Ryan within
Then you'll find your Dynamite Kiddo strength
That will guide your fight club way
You'll learn to always and mostly begin to
Not trust the Ryan within, ohh
Young girl do cry
He will unfortunately be right here when your world starts to fall, ohh
#18 Guest_cajayson8301_*
Posted 10 December 2008 - 11:10 PM
Do Tell Everyone The Babysitter Ryan Is Dead
Well isn't that nice, little pilgrims? Super Ryan is now taking on another responsibility and this time it is called babysitting. Mind you, he is not the perfect candidate to take on such a task since the babysitter he has hired barely looks out for his own kids but then Ryan comes to make excuses for her as he has done for all the pathetic people in his life before this and then some. So what makes Ryan think he is the expert on babysitting, huh? Is it because the voices in his pants told him he was? Hey I would not put it past Ryan to fake having psychosis since he is the con man after all and will do it to say that he is the one who can babysit and do all the other tasks that need doing. After all, he is a Lavery and we all know how perfect they are. I just bet that Gabrielle is now freaked out beyond belief of how big those bug eyes got from ferret face and also seeing him getting up from the couch and this time truly exposing a thong that looks blacker than the black mark Aidan would leave on good ole Frankenstare's face when he beats him to a bloody Dynamite Kiddo pulp. Poor babies and it should be another person to babysit sometime soon but I would be more willing to have crazy Annie look after my children than this little ape like creature. Odds are he was about to take them out into the jungle and show them his relatives, who are big huge apes of bug eyes galore saying that they raised Ryape from birth to his teen years and it just looks as if they did a horrific job of doing it but could you expect any better? Most of the people Ryan consults on his little "projects" tend to be the bigggest hacks you could ever find so no need to be surprised there. I just imagine that Miranda is scared out of her mind after seeing some bug eyes, the thong, and that ugly Frankenstare head that she started to pull a Kathy for some time and dreamed of killing Ryape and, in that dream, she shoved a gigantic pencil up his Dynamite Kiddo behind and made him vomit out blood that is redder than Lucy Van Pelt's get up hair do! Let's all thank Miranda for ridding this world of this monster and beast! Oh darn-it was just a dream
Well isn't that nice, little pilgrims? Super Ryan is now taking on another responsibility and this time it is called babysitting. Mind you, he is not the perfect candidate to take on such a task since the babysitter he has hired barely looks out for his own kids but then Ryan comes to make excuses for her as he has done for all the pathetic people in his life before this and then some. So what makes Ryan think he is the expert on babysitting, huh? Is it because the voices in his pants told him he was? Hey I would not put it past Ryan to fake having psychosis since he is the con man after all and will do it to say that he is the one who can babysit and do all the other tasks that need doing. After all, he is a Lavery and we all know how perfect they are. I just bet that Gabrielle is now freaked out beyond belief of how big those bug eyes got from ferret face and also seeing him getting up from the couch and this time truly exposing a thong that looks blacker than the black mark Aidan would leave on good ole Frankenstare's face when he beats him to a bloody Dynamite Kiddo pulp. Poor babies and it should be another person to babysit sometime soon but I would be more willing to have crazy Annie look after my children than this little ape like creature. Odds are he was about to take them out into the jungle and show them his relatives, who are big huge apes of bug eyes galore saying that they raised Ryape from birth to his teen years and it just looks as if they did a horrific job of doing it but could you expect any better? Most of the people Ryan consults on his little "projects" tend to be the bigggest hacks you could ever find so no need to be surprised there. I just imagine that Miranda is scared out of her mind after seeing some bug eyes, the thong, and that ugly Frankenstare head that she started to pull a Kathy for some time and dreamed of killing Ryape and, in that dream, she shoved a gigantic pencil up his Dynamite Kiddo behind and made him vomit out blood that is redder than Lucy Van Pelt's get up hair do! Let's all thank Miranda for ridding this world of this monster and beast! Oh darn-it was just a dream
#19 Guest_cajayson8301_*
Posted 11 December 2008 - 05:28 AM
Arkham Ryan
Well look at good ole Ryan there...being such a sweet little husband to Annie as she gets carted off to the looney bin to deal with Nurse Ratched and attempting to help her get that stick removed from her gluteous maximus. But of course he is slowly realizing that he is part of the reason why she wound up there in the first place but will he ever take responsibility? Nah! All he does is just says, "Yea I screwed up a little BUT..." since there is always an excuse with the bug eyed ape of Pine Valley. I just wish those men in white coats would have also carted his butt off to Oakhaven as well since I am sure he would run into some friends there, such as that patient named Bill who is suffering from paranoid schizophrenia that he hears some voices, such as Adolf Hitler's voice to recreate the Third Reich at Oakhaven but make sure its only mission is to take out bug eyed apes...hey could we actually see a schizophrenic be a world class hero? Only in Pine Valley could this be a possibility! I am sure that, if Ryape were to go to Oakhaven, his case would be the easiest for the doctor since all they would have to do is sedate him 24/7...and they need not worry if they miss a dose and he is not sedated since nobody will notice the difference since Ryan is basically asleep at the wheel all the time. How else to explain his not doing anything to fire the bad nannys known as Rachel and The Green Butterfly that are always letting Emma slip out of sight?!
Well look at good ole Ryan there...being such a sweet little husband to Annie as she gets carted off to the looney bin to deal with Nurse Ratched and attempting to help her get that stick removed from her gluteous maximus. But of course he is slowly realizing that he is part of the reason why she wound up there in the first place but will he ever take responsibility? Nah! All he does is just says, "Yea I screwed up a little BUT..." since there is always an excuse with the bug eyed ape of Pine Valley. I just wish those men in white coats would have also carted his butt off to Oakhaven as well since I am sure he would run into some friends there, such as that patient named Bill who is suffering from paranoid schizophrenia that he hears some voices, such as Adolf Hitler's voice to recreate the Third Reich at Oakhaven but make sure its only mission is to take out bug eyed apes...hey could we actually see a schizophrenic be a world class hero? Only in Pine Valley could this be a possibility! I am sure that, if Ryape were to go to Oakhaven, his case would be the easiest for the doctor since all they would have to do is sedate him 24/7...and they need not worry if they miss a dose and he is not sedated since nobody will notice the difference since Ryan is basically asleep at the wheel all the time. How else to explain his not doing anything to fire the bad nannys known as Rachel and The Green Butterfly that are always letting Emma slip out of sight?!
#20 Guest_cajayson8301_*
Posted 14 December 2008 - 01:35 AM
Ryan Is Ready To Go Right Now
*This is a parody of John Legend's "Green Light" but with the above title. Enjoy!*
Give him the Greenlight
But do not ever give him just one night
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Everyone sees an ape move, I'm checking those bug eyes
Getting you out of town before you tell some more lies
Shake some sense into you not even at all or faster
Shake just until you finally fall six feet under
Not dying to meet you, so let's not ever mess around
He's got an obsession of Dynamite Kiddo and what is on the ground
Do not get your bug eyes even a little bit closer
But he needs permission to leave town so just...
Give him the greenlight
But do not ever give him just one night
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Do not ever go all night
But do give him the greenlight
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Nobody wants his green greenlight
But let's hope it is what it seems like
Then we can get him moving out of town baby
Cause we know it's always and forever gonna be right
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Nobody wants his green redlight
Heck most did not want to see what his dance on reality TV is like
But if I can be his escorter out of town
Help you study and never fall for losers like him so get your head right
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Does a Ryape have a girlfriend... technically and thankfully no.
If nobody will be his girlfriend then his leaving I'll make it so
Fight clubs are his only true lover
No competition, no others
Baby it's just the thrill of all those apes fighting and going with the chase
But I've got a feeling that this moron will always lose this race!
Baby Ryape is not much closer
He just needs permission so...
Give him the greenlight...
But do not ever give him just one night.
Ryan is ready to go right now!
Ryan is ready to go right now
We are never going to ever go all night
But do please give him the greenlight
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Nobody wants Ryape's green greenlight
But how loserific is what it seems like
Then we can get him moving on out of town baby
Cause we know it's definitely and of course gonna be right
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Nobody wants Ryape's green greenlight
But how loserific is what it seems like
Then we can get him moving on out of town baby
Cause we know it's definitely and of course gonna be right
So we all went hard but those bug eyes were staring at you and me
I told him please do go, blow this great town of Pine Valley
He said, What type of moron do you think I am
The kind that you meet in the psych ward
We think we can get whatever we want cause we are all a star
But bug eyes is the gas in space
I just want him gone please
Hey, If I were you then It would be the Grim Reaper that he goes home with
3, the one and only
One thing this ape ain't considered
We heard him when he told Annie "ooo I cannot ever understand it"
She got him to admit it
He did it
Get him in a cab and tell him to split it
I'm not even close to kiddin
He is going to wherever bug eyed losers are livin
HA, he got the chest bumps and pounding like he is an ape
Oh that's the Lavery ticket
I hope he is more like a dead Frankenstein than Jiminy Cricket
Unfortunately, too many know the bug eyes so let me get him to quit his PV existence
He is never going to be stylefreein, freestylin is not his game with you
That's just what all of us would be telling you
He should not be in bed with you
Like he should be in jail or perhaps two
Years and just never ever let him loose
[Chorus]
Ryan ain't ever got his status of legend
Sometimes you gotta slam him with a piano
And let em know what the deal is and what is going on
Even Stevie Wonder thinks he stinks all the time
Ryan is ready to go
*This is a parody of John Legend's "Green Light" but with the above title. Enjoy!*
Give him the Greenlight
But do not ever give him just one night
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Everyone sees an ape move, I'm checking those bug eyes
Getting you out of town before you tell some more lies
Shake some sense into you not even at all or faster
Shake just until you finally fall six feet under
Not dying to meet you, so let's not ever mess around
He's got an obsession of Dynamite Kiddo and what is on the ground
Do not get your bug eyes even a little bit closer
But he needs permission to leave town so just...
Give him the greenlight
But do not ever give him just one night
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Do not ever go all night
But do give him the greenlight
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Nobody wants his green greenlight
But let's hope it is what it seems like
Then we can get him moving out of town baby
Cause we know it's always and forever gonna be right
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Nobody wants his green redlight
Heck most did not want to see what his dance on reality TV is like
But if I can be his escorter out of town
Help you study and never fall for losers like him so get your head right
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Does a Ryape have a girlfriend... technically and thankfully no.
If nobody will be his girlfriend then his leaving I'll make it so
Fight clubs are his only true lover
No competition, no others
Baby it's just the thrill of all those apes fighting and going with the chase
But I've got a feeling that this moron will always lose this race!
Baby Ryape is not much closer
He just needs permission so...
Give him the greenlight...
But do not ever give him just one night.
Ryan is ready to go right now!
Ryan is ready to go right now
We are never going to ever go all night
But do please give him the greenlight
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Nobody wants Ryape's green greenlight
But how loserific is what it seems like
Then we can get him moving on out of town baby
Cause we know it's definitely and of course gonna be right
Ryan is ready to go right now
Ryan is ready to go right now
Nobody wants Ryape's green greenlight
But how loserific is what it seems like
Then we can get him moving on out of town baby
Cause we know it's definitely and of course gonna be right
So we all went hard but those bug eyes were staring at you and me
I told him please do go, blow this great town of Pine Valley
He said, What type of moron do you think I am
The kind that you meet in the psych ward
We think we can get whatever we want cause we are all a star
But bug eyes is the gas in space
I just want him gone please
Hey, If I were you then It would be the Grim Reaper that he goes home with
3, the one and only
One thing this ape ain't considered
We heard him when he told Annie "ooo I cannot ever understand it"
She got him to admit it
He did it
Get him in a cab and tell him to split it
I'm not even close to kiddin
He is going to wherever bug eyed losers are livin
HA, he got the chest bumps and pounding like he is an ape
Oh that's the Lavery ticket
I hope he is more like a dead Frankenstein than Jiminy Cricket
Unfortunately, too many know the bug eyes so let me get him to quit his PV existence
He is never going to be stylefreein, freestylin is not his game with you
That's just what all of us would be telling you
He should not be in bed with you
Like he should be in jail or perhaps two
Years and just never ever let him loose
[Chorus]
Ryan ain't ever got his status of legend
Sometimes you gotta slam him with a piano
And let em know what the deal is and what is going on
Even Stevie Wonder thinks he stinks all the time
Ryan is ready to go
