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Jeff, on Apr 28 2009, 07:49 PM, said:
I like Ryan.
That is nice but this thread is for bashing only
AMC: Beware Ryape!
MultiQuote#102 Guest_JP62883_*
Posted 29 April 2009 - 03:14 PM
Mr. Too Involved Ryan
Wow, it certainly did not take too long for someone to call Ryan out on being too involved in all things Cambas the wannabe Agatha Christie manuscript! Yep, the ape went to Zach and Kendall today and told them how he went to see the old man to figure out (yea, Ryan figuring something out. Scary, huh?) what he meant about Dixie not being dead at his hands. Zach told him this thing had nothing to do with him and boy was he right! Ryape tried to make excuses for his stupidity in suggesting that the guy killed his sister but what he fails to realize is that the biggest issue in the Satin Slayer chapter of his autobiography is on him not being responsible for Dixie's death! And, when he went to visit the guy in the insane asylum (more like he should have gone there to get a room but make it one far away from anyone else since those bug eyes might make them even more insane and worse!), he did talk just exclusively about how he wants to know more information about Dixie's death. Hmm, guess Ryan forgot that part and perhaps he now has another case of amnesia. If that is the case, it will be another story of woe is me for Ryan, just like he was so saddened over his past life of abuse within the family, his saddness over Gillian's death (yea, like we will buy that, ape! You barely remember her nowadays!), his sadness that he put Greenlee through so much with pretending to be dead, and much more since Ryan's life is all woe is me, poor pitiful me, please go easy on me because I was raised by a bunch of bug eyed, idiotic, King Kongs out in the jungles of Dynamite Kiddo Land. I bet that is where this show is aiming since they never seem to get ANY STORY right with the likes of Mr. Lavery!
Wow, it certainly did not take too long for someone to call Ryan out on being too involved in all things Cambas the wannabe Agatha Christie manuscript! Yep, the ape went to Zach and Kendall today and told them how he went to see the old man to figure out (yea, Ryan figuring something out. Scary, huh?) what he meant about Dixie not being dead at his hands. Zach told him this thing had nothing to do with him and boy was he right! Ryape tried to make excuses for his stupidity in suggesting that the guy killed his sister but what he fails to realize is that the biggest issue in the Satin Slayer chapter of his autobiography is on him not being responsible for Dixie's death! And, when he went to visit the guy in the insane asylum (more like he should have gone there to get a room but make it one far away from anyone else since those bug eyes might make them even more insane and worse!), he did talk just exclusively about how he wants to know more information about Dixie's death. Hmm, guess Ryan forgot that part and perhaps he now has another case of amnesia. If that is the case, it will be another story of woe is me for Ryan, just like he was so saddened over his past life of abuse within the family, his saddness over Gillian's death (yea, like we will buy that, ape! You barely remember her nowadays!), his sadness that he put Greenlee through so much with pretending to be dead, and much more since Ryan's life is all woe is me, poor pitiful me, please go easy on me because I was raised by a bunch of bug eyed, idiotic, King Kongs out in the jungles of Dynamite Kiddo Land. I bet that is where this show is aiming since they never seem to get ANY STORY right with the likes of Mr. Lavery!
#103 Guest_JP62883_*
Posted 30 April 2009 - 08:20 PM
Bedtime for Ryan-zo
Ouch! Eek! Scary! Blah! My eyes! Whatever happened to not making the fans puke at the beginning of a show?! Cmon now! Why on Earth did this show have to start out a Rendall scene with the ape showing that forest of hair on that chest that he beats like Tarzan going crazy after seeing some bananas?! What I do not get is that, it was just a week or so ago, that the ape told Kendall that they could not continue to "do this" (I am assuming it is to be humping like Bug Eyes and Xena Warrior Stick Figure Princess Cottontail) or she told him to do it and they both agreed to no longer continue to pet and stroke the mountains. But there they are, in bed, ready to try and make some really skinny spawns of Frankenstare bug eyes galore since I am afraid the ape is not fixed so BEWARE! But are these two not following their own advice? They make a deal to no longer scare everyone by sexing each other up and the entire world loses a total of a gazillion pounds from puking so much but there they are, Ryan and Kendall, making some nice little whoopie? Of course, if you tell that to Ryan, he will think you are actually making a woman that has accomplised GATE (Grammy, Academy Award, Tony, Emmy winning) and been a "Ghost" to those with a weakness for pottery. That is how dumb this one is and it is totally stupid for both Ryan and Kendall to think we just conveniently forgot their deal of not taking each other to bed ever again. Hey, I am starting to truly believe that Ryan never did truly get his memory back!
Ouch! Eek! Scary! Blah! My eyes! Whatever happened to not making the fans puke at the beginning of a show?! Cmon now! Why on Earth did this show have to start out a Rendall scene with the ape showing that forest of hair on that chest that he beats like Tarzan going crazy after seeing some bananas?! What I do not get is that, it was just a week or so ago, that the ape told Kendall that they could not continue to "do this" (I am assuming it is to be humping like Bug Eyes and Xena Warrior Stick Figure Princess Cottontail) or she told him to do it and they both agreed to no longer continue to pet and stroke the mountains. But there they are, in bed, ready to try and make some really skinny spawns of Frankenstare bug eyes galore since I am afraid the ape is not fixed so BEWARE! But are these two not following their own advice? They make a deal to no longer scare everyone by sexing each other up and the entire world loses a total of a gazillion pounds from puking so much but there they are, Ryan and Kendall, making some nice little whoopie? Of course, if you tell that to Ryan, he will think you are actually making a woman that has accomplised GATE (Grammy, Academy Award, Tony, Emmy winning) and been a "Ghost" to those with a weakness for pottery. That is how dumb this one is and it is totally stupid for both Ryan and Kendall to think we just conveniently forgot their deal of not taking each other to bed ever again. Hey, I am starting to truly believe that Ryan never did truly get his memory back!
#104 Guest_JP62883_*
Posted 04 May 2009 - 04:04 PM
Ryan Mansion
*This is a parody of Tupac Shakur's "Thug Mansion" but with the above title. Enjoy!
Sh*t, tired of Ryan not dying when he is getting shot at
Tired of him getting chased by the police, then assaulting them, and not being arrested
Bug eyed apes need some spot where they can kick it
A spot where they all belong, away from everyone, that's just for them
Fight club morons ain't got to get all dressed up and be all Hollyweird
You know what I mean?
Where do the Frankenstares go when they die?
Ain't no darn heaven for a one brain cell bug eyed ape
That's why they all just need to go to Ryan Mansion
That's the only little place where single digit IQ apes get in free and you use bug eyes to see
At Ryan Mansion
This is a place for Ryan to spend his quiet nights
Time to read Dynamite Kiddo comic books and unwind
So much pressure in this little woe is me life of his, theirs, and mine
He always whines and will cry at times
Ryan contemplated suicide and unfortunately did not go through with it
And he should have even just tried
But then he held that nine
All he could see was his own little bug eyes
No one really and truly knows his acting struggle
They only see how he always thrives on trouble
Not really knowing how it's hard to go on when no one loves him since he is a dufu
Picture him inside and enjoy how he is all in the misery and poverty
No man or even woman alive has ever witnessed the struggles AMC fans have and survived
We all praying hard to Frons and ABC for better days
We have promised to keep on holding on
Ryan and all his homey apes don't have any choice but we wish they would stop rolling on
Especially since they finally found a spot to just kick it
Where they could get amnesia and not know they drink liquor
And no one even ever bickers over being tricked so easily
A spot where they can just be away from everyone and do it all in peace
And even though the homey apes have Gs
They still do even visualize places
Where they could roll with some stash to pucker up the bug eyes
And in all the AMC fans’ eye
We do see this place where the loser ape should always go and never pass it
Got a nice little spot for them all
So they can continue to just keep on the ball
At Ryan Mansion
Every ferret face corner, every ferret face city
There's that nice place where life for apes is easy
Little Bug Eyes Hennessey, laid back but they won’t ever be cool
Every darn little hour cause them being far away is all good
Leave all our stress from them somewhere far away at this house on the outside
Every wrong done by this Lavery ape will be alright
Nothing but good ole peace for AMC fans, love and AMC passion
Every bug eyed ape needs a Ryan mansion
A place where eventually a bug eyed ape death does reside
Just all these big creatures will collide
They always start beef
Heck, even spark trees
No cops need to fear being assaulted as they are in town rolling by
No more assaulted policemen
But the apes may commit upon each other homicide
No scary and hideous sights on the streets
Many reasons, for all the ape’s mamas to cry
See they are never going to be a good guy
Ryan ain’t trying to stick around for his daughter
But when he does die
He knows his Greenlee inheritance support her
We know this whole year's been just crazy
AMC fans ask the holy spirit to save us from the Ryan
Only difference is we really need saving and they can die maybe
Because we all feel that our eyes saw too much bugging out
We are just about thirty some years and we don’t want to lose our mother to bug eye charm and we would cry
Tears of utter terror
I know mama Lavery don’t smile on her boy
We all dream of Ryan’s death more
Our love goes to Princess Gillian Andrassy
'Cause like Grace Kelly
She was a Princess and turned a con man into a hero for some good viewing years
And just for all of that alone
She shouldn't feel anymore pain from watching him from above, no more
'Cause one day she and Ryan will definitely be together
Sipping on some Dynamite Kiddo wine where angels soar with all the golden rings
But not at Ryan mansion
Every ferret face corner, every ferret face city
There's that nice place where life for apes is easy
Little Bug Eyes Hennessey, laid back but they won’t ever be cool
Every darn little hour cause them being far away is all good
Leave all our stress from them somewhere far away at this house on the outside
Every wrong done by this Lavery ape will be alright
Nothing but good ole peace for AMC fans, love and AMC passion
Every bug eyed ape needs a Ryan mansion
*This is a parody of Tupac Shakur's "Thug Mansion" but with the above title. Enjoy!
Sh*t, tired of Ryan not dying when he is getting shot at
Tired of him getting chased by the police, then assaulting them, and not being arrested
Bug eyed apes need some spot where they can kick it
A spot where they all belong, away from everyone, that's just for them
Fight club morons ain't got to get all dressed up and be all Hollyweird
You know what I mean?
Where do the Frankenstares go when they die?
Ain't no darn heaven for a one brain cell bug eyed ape
That's why they all just need to go to Ryan Mansion
That's the only little place where single digit IQ apes get in free and you use bug eyes to see
At Ryan Mansion
This is a place for Ryan to spend his quiet nights
Time to read Dynamite Kiddo comic books and unwind
So much pressure in this little woe is me life of his, theirs, and mine
He always whines and will cry at times
Ryan contemplated suicide and unfortunately did not go through with it
And he should have even just tried
But then he held that nine
All he could see was his own little bug eyes
No one really and truly knows his acting struggle
They only see how he always thrives on trouble
Not really knowing how it's hard to go on when no one loves him since he is a dufu
Picture him inside and enjoy how he is all in the misery and poverty
No man or even woman alive has ever witnessed the struggles AMC fans have and survived
We all praying hard to Frons and ABC for better days
We have promised to keep on holding on
Ryan and all his homey apes don't have any choice but we wish they would stop rolling on
Especially since they finally found a spot to just kick it
Where they could get amnesia and not know they drink liquor
And no one even ever bickers over being tricked so easily
A spot where they can just be away from everyone and do it all in peace
And even though the homey apes have Gs
They still do even visualize places
Where they could roll with some stash to pucker up the bug eyes
And in all the AMC fans’ eye
We do see this place where the loser ape should always go and never pass it
Got a nice little spot for them all
So they can continue to just keep on the ball
At Ryan Mansion
Every ferret face corner, every ferret face city
There's that nice place where life for apes is easy
Little Bug Eyes Hennessey, laid back but they won’t ever be cool
Every darn little hour cause them being far away is all good
Leave all our stress from them somewhere far away at this house on the outside
Every wrong done by this Lavery ape will be alright
Nothing but good ole peace for AMC fans, love and AMC passion
Every bug eyed ape needs a Ryan mansion
A place where eventually a bug eyed ape death does reside
Just all these big creatures will collide
They always start beef
Heck, even spark trees
No cops need to fear being assaulted as they are in town rolling by
No more assaulted policemen
But the apes may commit upon each other homicide
No scary and hideous sights on the streets
Many reasons, for all the ape’s mamas to cry
See they are never going to be a good guy
Ryan ain’t trying to stick around for his daughter
But when he does die
He knows his Greenlee inheritance support her
We know this whole year's been just crazy
AMC fans ask the holy spirit to save us from the Ryan
Only difference is we really need saving and they can die maybe
Because we all feel that our eyes saw too much bugging out
We are just about thirty some years and we don’t want to lose our mother to bug eye charm and we would cry
Tears of utter terror
I know mama Lavery don’t smile on her boy
We all dream of Ryan’s death more
Our love goes to Princess Gillian Andrassy
'Cause like Grace Kelly
She was a Princess and turned a con man into a hero for some good viewing years
And just for all of that alone
She shouldn't feel anymore pain from watching him from above, no more
'Cause one day she and Ryan will definitely be together
Sipping on some Dynamite Kiddo wine where angels soar with all the golden rings
But not at Ryan mansion
Every ferret face corner, every ferret face city
There's that nice place where life for apes is easy
Little Bug Eyes Hennessey, laid back but they won’t ever be cool
Every darn little hour cause them being far away is all good
Leave all our stress from them somewhere far away at this house on the outside
Every wrong done by this Lavery ape will be alright
Nothing but good ole peace for AMC fans, love and AMC passion
Every bug eyed ape needs a Ryan mansion
